http://www.mcgillandhughes.com en-us ℗ & © 2011 DenyConformity.com McGill and Hughes No Shauvon McGill and William Hughes are experts. They are so knowledgable, in fact, that they have decided to share their wisdom with you, the uninformed, dirty populace. Each week, McGill and Hughes obstinately give you a glimpse into some of their favorite topics, from sports to literature to history to NASCAR. All this and more on The ExpertCast: A savage journey into the heart of America, with nerd jokes. Shauvon McGill and William Hughes are experts. They are so knowledgable, in fact, that they have decided to share their wisdom with you, the uninformed, dirty populace. Each week, McGill and Hughes obstinately give you a glimpse into some of their favorite topics, from sports to literature to history to NASCAR. All this and more on The ExpertCast: A savage journey into the heart of America, with nerd jokes. Harland Fankboner fankboner@denyconformity.com http://www.mcgillandhughes.com/images/mahptecast_thumb.jpg RSS Image http://www.mcgillandhughes.com McGill and Hughes Yes This week on the ExpertCast, we interrupt our normal broadcasting to bring you a very important emergency message: A fugitive is loose in your neighborhood! Please listen as U.S. Marshall Danny Pino (assisted by Neighborhood Association head Billy Yates) relays to you the vital information in this crisis. Questions answered in this episode: How can a community keep itself safe from non-regulation windchimes? Which colors are appropriate for a friendly, safe neighborhood? How many episode of a 'comedy' podcast can end in murder-suicide before you decide the people creating it are clinically depressed? All these, and more, on the ExpertCast.
Questions answered in this episode:

How can a community keep itself safe from non-regulation windchimes?
Which colors are appropriate for a friendly, safe neighborhood?
How many episode of a 'comedy' podcast can end in murder-suicide before you decide the people creating it are clinically depressed?

All these, and more, on the ExpertCast.]]> http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mahptecast_103.mp3 Sun, 5 May 2013 18:50:00 EST 40:17 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, comedy, fugitive, neighborhood, windchimes, gun McGill and Hughes Yes This week on the ExpertCast, we invite you to consider your own mortality, and what you'll do after it. That's right, we're talking about Resurrection, with Dr. William Blomfield and DAN of the Church of DAN both looking for recruits to their particular flavors of immortality. Episode answers THESE exciting questions!: Are your Odell Lake skills good enough to earn a spot in a 10,000 pound deathrobot? Whatever happened to Rockapella? Will we ever find a practical, world-saving use for high school Spanish? All this and more, on the ExpertCast!
Episode answers THESE exciting questions!:

Are your Odell Lake skills good enough to earn a spot in a 10,000 pound deathrobot?
Whatever happened to Rockapella?
Will we ever find a practical, world-saving use for high school Spanish?

All this and more, on the ExpertCast!]]> http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mahptecast_102.mp3 Wed, 10 Apr 2013 21:44:00 EST 39:45 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, comedy, resurrection, robot, ego, oregon, trail McGill and Hughes Yes This week on the ExpertCast Dan Burnette and William H. Johnson sit down to talk about the most important holiday American's celebrate: Spring Break. Can a rowdy fourth-year senior and a beleaguered, divorced hotel owner find love together in this crazy world? No, they can't. But they can talk about The Mighty Ducks and Timothy Geithner for longer than you might reasonably expect! This week on the ExpertCast Dan Burnette and William H. Johnson sit down to talk about the most important holiday American's celebrate: Spring Break. Can a rowdy fourth-year senior and a beleaguered, divorced hotel owner find love together in this crazy world? No, they can't. But they can talk about The Mighty Ducks and Timothy Geithner for longer than you might reasonably expect! http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mahptecast_101.mp3 Sun, 24 Mar 2013 13:49:00 EST 39:45 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, comedy, spring, break, hotels, puke, mighty, ducks, party, snow McGill and Hughes Yes It's time for celebration this week on The ExpertCast, as we hit an illustrious 100 episodes of bountiful education! Join co-guests Dan Bayer and William Willett for an in-depth look back at the thrills, chills, and electric bills of the past 100 weeks (give or take). It may just be a clip show, but it will feel so fresh you'll think you've never heard any of it before! Episode includes: absolutely no music (per co-host's request), one of the stars of Bill and Ted (you'll never guess which one), and an insight into just what this whole podcast might have been about all along! All this and more, on the ExpertCast 100th Episode Spectacular!
Episode includes:
absolutely no music (per co-host's request),
one of the stars of Bill and Ted (you'll never guess which one),
and an insight into just what this whole podcast might have been about all along!

All this and more, on the ExpertCast 100th Episode Spectacular!]]> http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mahptecast_100.mp3 Sun, 10 Mar 2013 14:52:00 EST 38:10 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, comedy, jail, clips, analysis, murder McGill and Hughes Yes This week on the ExpertCast, Dan and Bill Rutherford, connoisseurs of historical gluttony, sit down to discuss Buffets Throughout The Ages! From mastodon barbecue all the way up to nanotech smorgasbords, they'll fill your headholes and brain cavities with so much information, you'll think that you've had "All That You Can Eat!" Ha ha! Buffets! Episode includes: Extremely onomatopoeic eating! A very distracting parade! Why Sulie just can't seem to make it work with the fellas! All this and more, on the ExpertCast!
Episode includes:
Extremely onomatopoeic eating!
A very distracting parade!
Why Sulie just can't seem to make it work with the fellas!

All this and more, on the ExpertCast!]]> http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_37.mp3 Thu, 6 Oct 2011 20:05:00 CST 37:14 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, buffet, eating, churro, parade, divorce, rutherford, brothers, gluttony, brotherfords McGill and Hughes Yes This week on the ExpertCast, Daneel Strongarm and Will Dawkins sit down to battle out the ultimate conundrum: Brains? Or BRAWN?! Which is more useful? Knowing all the state capitals? Or being able to beat them up? Being able to ace the SATs? Or having strong enough teeth to eat the booklet? We're going to tell you! In the episode! Yeah! Episode includes: Duluth, Iowa, the Hogwarts of Middle America! A tremendous amount of smashing. THE APPLE STORE! All this and more, on the ExpertCast! This week on the ExpertCast, Daneel Strongarm and Will Dawkins sit down to battle out the ultimate conundrum: Brains? Or BRAWN?! Which is more useful? Knowing all the state capitals? Or being able to beat them up? Being able to ace the SATs? Or having strong enough teeth to eat the booklet? We're going to tell you! In the episode! Yeah! Episode includes: Duluth, Iowa, the Hogwarts of Middle America! A tremendous amount of smashing. THE APPLE STORE! All this and more, on the ExpertCast! http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_36.mp3 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 13:13:00 CST 38:29 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, brains, brawn, apple, smashing, fantasy, horse, shadow, ass, freedomradionow.bz McGill and Hughes Yes This week on the Expertcast, Dan Bosak and William "Lightning" Randall discuss that sweet science... Candy making! Wait, no, the other sweet science: Hotel room design! Wait, no, that's suite science. .... This episode is about Boxing. Episode includes: A pretty long digression about whether chickens have butts, A constant threat of nuclear annihilation! Quartered McPounders! All this and more, on the ExpertCast! This week on the Expertcast, Dan Bosak and William "Lightning" Randall discuss that sweet science... Candy making! Wait, no, the other sweet science: Hotel room design! Wait, no, that's suite science. .... This episode is about Boxing. Episode includes: A pretty long digression about whether chickens have butts, A constant threat of nuclear annihilation! Quartered McPounders! All this and more, on the ExpertCast! http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_35.mp3 Tue, 30 Aug 2011 10:38:00 CST 36:54 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, live, boxing, proton, shadowverse, lobster-man, quarter-pounder, tom McGill and Hughes Yes This week on the ExpertCast, Dal, Kal, Lal, and all the guys down at the sandwich shop have a very special message for someone. Ira? You there, Ira? Your sandwich is ready. Please come up to the counter and pick it up. Episode includes: ANUT, Destroyer of worlds! Mountains of tomatoes! A hint of incest! All this and more, on the ExpertCast! (Feat. special guests Tim Franklin, A. Tom Zaglaras, and Matt Gyure)
Episode includes:

ANUT, Destroyer of worlds!
Mountains of tomatoes!
A hint of incest!

All this and more, on the ExpertCast!

(Feat. special guests Tim Franklin, A. Tom Zaglaras, and Matt Gyure)]]> http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_34.mp3 Tue, 23 Aug 2011 01:38:00 CST 36:55 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, sandwich, tomatoes, tomato, ANUT, guests, ira, managers McGill and Hughes Yes This week on the ExpertCast, biologist Daniel Williams and children's entertainer William Daniels discuss the relative merits of Cloning and Clowning. Is the gentle juggling of a ball worth more than having a few extra sheep around the place? This episode answers that. Definitively. Episode includes: Jonathan Frakes Jonathan Frakes! JONATHAN... FRAKES! This week on the ExpertCast, biologist Daniel Williams and children's entertainer William Daniels discuss the relative merits of Cloning and Clowning. Is the gentle juggling of a ball worth more than having a few extra sheep around the place? This episode answers that. Definitively. Episode includes: Jonathan Frakes Jonathan Frakes! JONATHAN... FRAKES! http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_33.mp3 Wed, 17 Aug 2011 00:25:00 CST 35:28 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, clowning, clowns, cloning, clones, Snakes, Rakes, Jonathan Frakes McGill and Hughes Yes This week on the ExpertCast, Dan Eagleton and William Radstone discuss the savage mysteries of the briny deeps. That's right, it's The Ocean. If you've ever wanted a version of Blue Planet that only features audio, and is also mostly about cruise ships and pirates, then you're in luck! Because this is that thing you wanted. It's that thing. Episode includes: The Black Anachronism! Buckles getting swashed all over the place! Improbably named cruise lines, and some discussion of the prom! All this and more, on the ExpertCast!
Episode includes:

The Black Anachronism!
Buckles getting swashed all over the place!
Improbably named cruise lines, and some discussion of the prom!

All this and more, on the ExpertCast!]]> http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_32.mp3 Thu, 4 Aug 2011 23:41:00 CST 41:52 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, pirate, ocean, sea, cruise, ship, anachronism McGill and Hughes Yes This week on the ExpertCast, rock legend Dano and His Excellency the Right Honourable David Johnston, Governor-General of Canada, come together to address an issue tearing our world apart: Would Scotty Jarvis PLEASE Clean His Room? Just part of it. Come on, Scotty. Episode includes: Some exciting facts about job opportunities in Japan! The size of the Canadian Strategic Nuclear Arsenal! The mystical properties of Gordon Sumner's blood! And much more, this week, on the ExpertCast!
Episode includes:

Some exciting facts about job opportunities in Japan!
The size of the Canadian Strategic Nuclear Arsenal!
The mystical properties of Gordon Sumner's blood!


And much more, this week, on the ExpertCast!]]> http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_31.mp3 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 18:35:00 CST 36:29 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, clean, Canada, basketball, cursing, Dano, U2 McGill and Hughes Yes This week on the ExpertCast, things take a turn for the metaphysical when the angel and the.... other guy... on your shoulder sit down to talk about the nature of Good and Evil. We'll be answering all the big questions this week, like "Is salvation possible in a sinful world?" "What happens when God farts?" "What are the rents like in South Heaven?" "Is the Universe a cosmic joke engineered at our expense by a bunch of divine frat-boys?" All these and more, on the ExpertCast! "Is salvation possible in a sinful world?"
"What happens when God farts?"
"What are the rents like in South Heaven?"
"Is the Universe a cosmic joke engineered at our expense by a bunch of divine frat-boys?"

All these and more, on the ExpertCast!]]> http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_30.mp3 Wed, 20 Jul 2011 11:33:00 CST 37:34 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, good, evil, devil, angel, hell, heaven McGill and Hughes Yes This week on the ExpertCast, Dan Maitland and Bill Sachs load up the Information Truck with Knowledge and haul it cross country to your ear holes! That's right CB jockeys and jockettes, we're talking about Long Haul Trucking. Episode includes: An extremely tricksy job interview! How much gas money you should expect when picking up vengeful hitchhiking ghosts! Yet another long digression on Santa Claus! All this and more, on the ExpertCast! This week on the ExpertCast, Dan Maitland and Bill Sachs load up the Information Truck with Knowledge and haul it cross country to your ear holes! That's right CB jockeys and jockettes, we're talking about Long Haul Trucking. Episode includes: An extremely tricksy job interview! How much gas money you should expect when picking up vengeful hitchhiking ghosts! Yet another long digression on Santa Claus! All this and more, on the ExpertCast! http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_29.mp3 Mon, 11 Jul 2011 05:11:00 CST 38:52 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, trucking, haul, hauling, long-haul, trucks McGill and Hughes No This week on Ye Olde ExperteCaste, epic-level bards Dan Talesworth and William Readstein recount a tale of bravery and, dare-we-say, derring-do: "This Awesome BMX Trickke Jerry Pulled Off." Not since "The Legend Of Carl's Trippe To The Hardware Store" have you, the tiny listener, been rocked with such a story of bravura bravado! Episode includes: Non-standard formatting! More measurements than you can shake a measuring stick at! Suggestions on where to get the best burgers in town! All this and more, on the ExpertCast! This week on Ye Olde ExperteCaste, epic-level bards Dan Talesworth and William Readstein recount a tale of bravery and, dare-we-say, derring-do: "This Awesome BMX Trickke Jerry Pulled Off." Not since "The Legend Of Carl's Trippe To The Hardware Store" have you, the tiny listener, been rocked with such a story of bravura bravado! Episode includes: Non-standard formatting! More measurements than you can shake a measuring stick at! Suggestions on where to get the best burgers in town! All this and more, on the ExpertCast! http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_28.mp3 Tue, 28 Jun 2011 01:52:00 CST 30:17 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, tale, BMX, tricks, Lionheart, tacos McGill and Hughes Yes This week on the ExpertCast, Dan Bruehl, William Forscithe Sharpe and Rainbow Sunbeam Moondragon VI (filling in for special guest Alyson Thiel) sit down to discuss the healing properties of crystals! Also the hurting power of crystals. Also bears. Episode includes: A digression on roast beef-serving fast food places of the mid-90s! America's favorite political pundit, Mother Gaia! Some extremely exciting rolling of crystals (which are in no way dice)! All this and more, on the ExpertCast! This week on the ExpertCast, Dan Bruehl, William Forscithe Sharpe and Rainbow Sunbeam Moondragon VI (filling in for special guest Alyson Thiel) sit down to discuss the healing properties of crystals! Also the hurting power of crystals. Also bears. Episode includes: A digression on roast beef-serving fast food places of the mid-90s! America's favorite political pundit, Mother Gaia! Some extremely exciting rolling of crystals (which are in no way dice)! All this and more, on the ExpertCast! http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_27.mp3 Tue, 21 Jun 2011 12:42:00 CST 38:47 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, crystals, gaia, bear McGill and Hughes Yes This week on the ExpertCast, nearly-5-star chef Willem Jacob von Stockum and diner king Marty Daniels discuss that trickiest of culinary queries: How to NOT make cookies. Does everything you make, from fillet Mignon to pejarnguas to birdhouses inevitably, inexorably become cookies? Then this episode is for you! Episode includes: Impromptu spelling bees! The romantic life of the CB Jockey! Long, extremely pedantic discussions of the difference between "How Not to make cookies" and "How to Not make cookies!" All this and more, on the ExpertCast! This week on the ExpertCast, nearly-5-star chef Willem Jacob von Stockum and diner king Marty Daniels discuss that trickiest of culinary queries: How to NOT make cookies. Does everything you make, from fillet Mignon to pejarnguas to birdhouses inevitably, inexorably become cookies? Then this episode is for you! Episode includes: Impromptu spelling bees! The romantic life of the CB Jockey! Long, extremely pedantic discussions of the difference between "How Not to make cookies" and "How to Not make cookies!" All this and more, on the ExpertCast! http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_26.mp3 Mon, 13 Jun 2011 22:36:00 CST 35:13 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, cookies, cooks, restaurant, culinary McGill and Hughes Yes This week on the Expertcast, Dan Carroll and Billy Mayerl knock a little time off their sentences by teaching you new fish a few Tips on Surviving Prison. Whether you're doing time in the SecuMax + 24 or the ol' Lincoln Memorial, they'll teach you everything you need to know about penal survival. Episode includes: The use of household objects for prison tattoos, including pens, pants, and mithril. The difference between a stabbing, a shivving, and a shanking. SINGING! All this and more, on the ExpertCast! This week on the Expertcast, Dan Carroll and Billy Mayerl knock a little time off their sentences by teaching you new fish a few Tips on Surviving Prison. Whether you're doing time in the SecuMax + 24 or the ol' Lincoln Memorial, they'll teach you everything you need to know about penal survival. Episode includes: The use of household objects for prison tattoos, including pens, pants, and mithril. The difference between a stabbing, a shivving, and a shanking. SINGING! All this and more, on the ExpertCast! http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_25.mp3 Mon, 6 Jun 2011 18:41:00 CST 36:50 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, prison, shivving, shanking, tattoos McGill and Hughes Yes This week on the ExpertCast, Dan Ireland, William "Heisman" Stills, and Fanny Cerrito (filling in for special guest Gen Elliott) sit down to talk about the noble art of The Heist. Episode includes: the Montessori School of Hard Knocks, ruminations by a moron on the ethical nature of God, and Spelling Time with Bonnies Bedelia! All this and more, on the ExpertCast! This week on the ExpertCast, Dan Ireland, William "Heisman" Stills, and Fanny Cerrito (filling in for special guest Gen Elliott) sit down to talk about the noble art of The Heist. Episode includes: the Montessori School of Hard Knocks, ruminations by a moron on the ethical nature of God, and Spelling Time with Bonnies Bedelia! All this and more, on the ExpertCast! http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_24.mp3 Fri, 27 May 2011 18:34:00 CST 42:06 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, heists, british, stealing, God, buobs, female voice, tomour, improv, funny, comedy, joke McGill and Hughes Yes This week on the ExpertCast, WLMB's own morning talk show crew, William Tenn and Dan Berrigan (The Light Brigade!), talk about the news story that's been sweeping the nation: The aliens have arrived! Episode includes: Some important new facts about the Devil! The salt content of our bones! And why you might have an extra pair of shoes where your husband used to be! All this and more, on the ExpertCast! This week on the ExpertCast, WLMB's own morning talk show crew, William Tenn and Dan Berrigan (The Light Brigade!), talk about the news story that's been sweeping the nation: The aliens have arrived! Episode includes: Some important new facts about the Devil! The salt content of our bones! And why you might have an extra pair of shoes where your husband used to be! All this and more, on the ExpertCast! http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_23.mp3 Tue, 10 May 2011 22:27:00 CST 36:27 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, aliens, krogaxxx, space, talk show, laser McGill and Hughes Yes This week on the ExpertCast, Troy Murphy and Dan Sordo sit down to gab glibly about the game of kings! Unless the game of kings is chess. Or horse-racing? Wait, horse-racing is the SPORT of kings. Except I just Googled it, and apparently POLO is the sport of kings. And you can't spell Polo without some of the letters in Poker, which is what this episode is about! Episode includes: The three types of computers, grouped by throw-a-bility! Card games that don't involve counting! Some kick-ass hand-drumming! All this and more, on ExpertCast 22: Poker! This week on the ExpertCast, Troy Murphy and Dan Sordo sit down to gab glibly about the game of kings! Unless the game of kings is chess. Or horse-racing? Wait, horse-racing is the SPORT of kings. Except I just Googled it, and apparently POLO is the sport of kings. And you can't spell Polo without some of the letters in Poker, which is what this episode is about! Episode includes: The three types of computers, grouped by throw-a-bility! Card games that don't involve counting! Some kick-ass hand-drumming! All this and more, on ExpertCast 22: Poker! http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_22.mp3 Thu, 5 May 2011 14:49:00 CST 38:55 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, poker, king, queens, computers, counting McGill and Hughes Yes This week on the ExpertCast, Jon Thomas Romney Robinson and Dan Jhonhs sit down to discuss a very serious question: What are they sitting down to discuss? Because the announcer lady kind of mumbled... Episode includes: Hilarious and/or hysterical blindness! The beneficial effects of meth, vis a vis time travel! The return of... THE TWIST ENDING. All this and more... on the ExpertCast! This week on the ExpertCast, Jon Thomas Romney Robinson and Dan Jhonhs sit down to discuss a very serious question: What are they sitting down to discuss? Because the announcer lady kind of mumbled... Episode includes: Hilarious and/or hysterical blindness! The beneficial effects of meth, vis a vis time travel! The return of... THE TWIST ENDING. All this and more... on the ExpertCast! http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_21.mp3 Wed, 27 Apr 2011 09:30:00 CST 33:40 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, linguistics, blindness, time travel, twist ending McGill and Hughes Yes This week on the ExpertCast, James Towers, Dan Reeves, and special guest Al Bloom sit down to discuss the do's-and-don'ts of being a good roommate. What does it mean when someone writes their name on a piece of pizza? How many death rays can you store in the hallway? Are radishes a fruit? Your questions will be answered! Episode includes: Magical sinks! Some speculation on the whereabouts of God! A veritable cavalcade of call-backs to previous episodes! All this and more... On the ExpertCast! This week on the ExpertCast, James Towers, Dan Reeves, and special guest Al Bloom sit down to discuss the do's-and-don'ts of being a good roommate. What does it mean when someone writes their name on a piece of pizza? How many death rays can you store in the hallway? Are radishes a fruit? Your questions will be answered! Episode includes: Magical sinks! Some speculation on the whereabouts of God! A veritable cavalcade of call-backs to previous episodes! All this and more... On the ExpertCast! http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_20.mp3 Mon, 18 Apr 2011 19:25:00 CST 42:55 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, roommates, death rays, stew, baseball, zz top, Locke McGill and Hughes Yes This week on the ExpertCast, multiple-transplant recipient Johs Hancock and neurosurgeon Dr. Daniel Hitler (no relation) discuss the cutting edge of cutting out people's brains: Brain Transplants! Episode includes: Sassy black ladies! The secret purpose of trains! Why life as a jackal isn't so bad! And why those planes keep serial killing people!. All this and more... On the ExpertCast! This week on the ExpertCast, multiple-transplant recipient Johs Hancock and neurosurgeon Dr. Daniel Hitler (no relation) discuss the cutting edge of cutting out people's brains: Brain Transplants! Episode includes: Sassy black ladies! The secret purpose of trains! Why life as a jackal isn't so bad! And why those planes keep serial killing people!. All this and more... On the ExpertCast! http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_19.mp3 Tue, 12 Apr 2011 17:05:00 CST 38:53 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, brain, train, jackal, hitler, science, transplants McGill and Hughes Yes This week on the ExpertCast, Dan Simmons, the One-Man Focus Group and Bob Clark, Sieda-recognized Luckiest Man in the World, sit down together to talk about the importance of Planning. Episode includes: Why sometimes it's a good thing when friends die, the great Olympics Form Fire of 1994, and NO SHOCKING TWISTS. This week on the ExpertCast, Dan Simmons, the One-Man Focus Group and Bob Clark, Sida-recognized Luckiest Man in the World, sit down together to talk about the importance of Planning. Episode includes: Why sometimes it's a good thing when friends die, the great Olympics Form Fire of 1994, and NO SHOCKING TWISTS. http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_18.mp3 Wed, 6 Apr 2011 16:47:00 CST 36:01 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, planning, luck, brothers, sieda, plans McGill and Hughes No This week on the ExpertCast, we take a fond look back at that time the world ended and everybody died. So sit back in your rubble pile, tune out the cries of the mutant hordes, and relax as Dan Curtis and Brent Fitz discuss the ins and outs of How We Survived The Apocalypse. Episode includes: Ballistic Management Techniques of the Successful Middle Manager, fond reminiscenses of when we used to have a sun, and a great many EXTREMELY convincing sound effects. This week on the ExpertCast, we take a fond look back at that time the world ended and everybody died. So sit back in your rubble pile, tune out the cries of the mutant hordes, and relax as Dan Curtis and Brent Fitz discuss the ins and outs of How We Survived The Apocalypse. Episode includes: Ballistic Management Techniques of the Successful Middle Manager, fond reminiscenses of when we used to have a sun, and a great many EXTREMELY convincing sound effects. http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_17.mp3 Mon, 28 Mar 2011 22:54:00 CST 32:41 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, apocalypse, poiso, guns, lightning, rubble, society McGill and Hughes No This week on the ExpertCast, Bernard Cronin and Daniel Murphy sit down to ask an age-old question: Can I do my laundry at your place? In this episode: Penny Parker, your friendly neighborhood Spider-man; the importance of HEPA filters in giant mushroom houses; and great landscaping company names! This week on the ExpertCast, Bernard Cronin and Daniel Murphy sit down to ask an age-old question: Can I do my laundry at your place? In this episode: Penny Parker, your friendly neighborhood Spider-man; the importance of HEPA filters in giant mushroom houses; and great landscaping company names! http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_16.mp3 Mon, 21 Mar 2011 23:12:00 CST 33:08 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, laundry, lawn-care, landscaping, lawns, magnetism McGill and Hughes No This week on the ExpertCast, Dan Gleason and Bob Middleton sit down to discuss the fine art of small-town politicking. Vicious verbal personal attacks, ninja death squads, beautiful, beautiful fire : these bold patriots can't go too far in the service of vigorous and aggressive grassroots democracy. Episode includes: Why the rent is so damn high! Extremely accurate population counts! DOGS! This week on the ExpertCast, Dan Gleason and Bob Middleton sit down to discuss the fine art of small-town politicking. Vicious verbal personal attacks, ninja death squads, beautiful, beautiful fire : these bold patriots can't go too far in the service of vigorous and aggressive grassroots democracy. Episode includes: Why the rent is so damn high! Extremely accurate population counts! DOGS! http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_15.mp3 Mon, 14 Mar 2011 22:20:00 CST 35:36 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, town-council, election, politics, iowa, landlord, rental, fire McGill and Hughes Yes This week on the ExpertCast, Lord Daniel Quarryman and [NAME REDACTED] answer all your questions about the intricacies of hunting human beings for sport! Episode includes: Time Mechanisms! The true fate of Cliffhanger's John Lithgow! A long digression on Asian postal systems! And much more! This week on the ExpertCast, Lord Daniel Quarryman and [NAME REDACTED] answer all your questions about the intricacies of hunting human beings for sport! Episode includes: Time Mechanisms! The true fate of Cliffhanger's John Lithgow! A long digression on Asian postal systems! And much more! http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_14.mp3 Mon, 7 Mar 2011 22:06:00 CST 39:18 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, hunting, sport, time, paradox, super-man-hunter McGill and Hughes Yes Are you a chizzump constantly being put in the friend P'Zone by ladies? Learn to Digivolve yourself into a mega-stud with the help of seduction experts $andyich and Cornucopia. This episode features: Bro V. Wade! Mutant corn with machineguns! Tips on "Doin' It"! Are you a chizzump constantly being put in the friend P'Zone by ladies? Learn to Digivolve yourself into a mega-stud with the help of seduction experts $andyich and Cornucopia. This episode features: Bro V. Wade! Mutant corn with machineguns! Tips on "Doin' It"! http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_13.mp3 Mon, 28 Feb 2011 22:05:00 CST 35:27 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, romance, seduction, bro, pzone McGill and Hughes Yes This week on the Expertcast, we get unpleasantly close to subjects we actually know something about, with an in depth discussion of how to make a great cleric in Dungeons and Dragons, with Al Pratt and special guest Father Thom Kallor. In this episode: Creative uses of the spell "Dominate Mind," the pros and cons of Hirsuteness, and a little time with your favorite uncle: Gesus Christ! This week on the Expertcast, we get unpleasantly close to subjects we actually know something about, with an in depth discussion of how to make a great cleric in Dungeons and Dragons, with Al Pratt and special guest Father Thom Kallor. In this episode: Creative uses of the spell "Dominate Mind," the pros and cons of Hirsuteness, and a little time with your favorite uncle: Gesus Christ! http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_12.mp3 Tue, 25 Jan 2011 09:40:00 CST 34:42 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, rpg, dungeons, dragons, gesus, cleric, paladin, religion McGill and Hughes This week, on our Halloween Special, WFFF's DJ Dan and Emanuel Leopold Maximillion III share tips on how to buy a haunted house. In this episode: the ghost birds and ghost bees, the terrible secret of Taco Bell, and the hottest new social network since Friendster. This week, on our Halloween Special, WFFF's DJ Dan and Emanuel Leopold Maximillion III share tips on how to buy a haunted house. In this episode: the ghost birds and ghost bees, the terrible secret of Taco Bell, and the hottest new social network since Friendster. http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_11.mp3 Wed, 19 Jan 2011 11:00:00 CST 32:54 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, ghosts, taco bell, haunting, real estate, mortgage McGill and Hughes This year on the Expertcast, Dexter Manhoun, and Garrith Obduco, teach you about the other groups participating in the conflict known as the American Civil War. This Episode includes Dweebs, Sportos, Motorheads, and Green Things. This year on the Expertcast, Dexter Manhoun, and Garrith Obduco, teach you about the other groups participating in the conflict known as the American Civil War. This Episode includes Dweebs, Sportos, Motorheads, and Green Things. http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_10.mp3 Tue, 11 Jan 2011 13:24:00 CST 30:28 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, civilwar, America, dakota, green, things, kazooloo McGill and Hughes This week on the ExpertCast, Daniel Wheeler and Mike Haggar sit down to discuss the subtle art of the superintendent. We learn about the annoying teacher-suicide epidemic, master the art of speaking Bubonics, and check in on the war on knowledge. Also, an actual letter from an actual listener, not just fake ones like all the other ones. This week on the ExpertCast, Daniel Wheeler and Mike Haggar sit down to discuss the subtle art of the superintendent. We learn about the annoying teacher-suicide epidemic, master the art of speaking Bubonics, and check in on the war on knowledge. Also, an actual letter from an actual listener, not just fake ones like all the other ones. http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_09.mp3 Sun, 8 Aug 2010 14:00:00 CST 35:37 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, superindtendant, school, satan, security, teachers, greenfield McGill and Hughes This week on the ExpertCast, Danny Madison sits down with noted urban cannon enthusiast Roy Bromwell to discuss America's most dangerous hobby since Synchronized Stabbing. Featured in this episode: moat-digging tips, more death rays than you can shake a death ray at, and surprisingly, no jokes about how cannon and canon are homonyms. This week on the ExpertCast, Danny Madison sits down with noted urban cannon enthusiast Roy Bromwell to discuss America's most dangerous hobby since Synchronized Stabbing. Featured in this episode: moat-digging tips, more death rays than you can shake a death ray at, and surprisingly, no jokes about how cannon and canon are homonyms. http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_08.mp3 Wed, 21 Jul 2010 23:30:00 CST 32:24 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, cannon, cannonball, deathray, death_ray, Bromwell, cannoneering, Chicago McGill and Hughes In this week's episode, Detective Jack Tenrec (Ret.) and Daniel Courtland, a.k.a 'The Scribbler' come to talk to you about Bike Theft. Learn about the value of street art created by known criminals, the fate of a doomed universe, and why you should never marry a bicycle. In this week's episode, Detective Jack Tenrec (Ret.) and Daniel Courtland, a.k.a 'The Scribbler' come to talk to you about Bike Theft. Learn about the value of street art created by known criminals, the fate of a doomed universe, and why you should never marry a bicycle. http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_07.mp3 Mon, 17 May 2010 23:00:00 CST 31:57 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, bike, theft, scribbler, kansas city, kansas, mace, bicycle McGill and Hughes Two elusive experts, Daniel Randolf and a figure known only to us as "Shadowman" hi-jacked our podcast to discuss a terrifying new quantum conspiracy, Garrison Keillor. William Hughes and Shauvon McGill completely deny all responsibility for this, of course, and we had no idea that the two experts would throw away our chosen topic, harp tuning. We had no idea that the two conspiracy theorists we brought in to speak for us would demand to tell you about the conspiracy they just happen to be experts in. We're as surprised as you. In this episode: pita pizzas, more information about Saddam Hussein, and too many secrets that you SIMPLY MUST KNOW. Two elusive experts, Daniel Randolf and a figure known only to us as "Shadowman" hi-jacked our podcast to discuss a terrifying new quantum conspiracy, Garrison Keillor. William Hughes and Shauvon McGill completely deny all responsibility for this, of course, and we had no idea that the two experts would throw away our chosen topic, harp tuning. We had no idea that the two conspiracy theorists we brought in to speak for us would demand to tell you about the conspiracy they just happen to be experts in. We're as surprised as you. In this episode: pita pizzas, more information about Saddam Hussein, and too many secrets that you SIMPLY MUST KNOW. http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_06.mp3 Tue, 4 May 2010 10:00:00 CST 27:10 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, garrison, keillor, conspiracy, pita, pizzas, shadowman McGill and Hughes Join Ladd "Super Joe" Spencer, six time world champion Fantasy Fantasy baseball player, and Danny Clark, author of For the Love of the Love of the Game, the seminal work on the subject, as they discuss the hot players, newest trends, and future of everybody's favorite new sport. So take me out to the ball ball game game and get ready to play play ball ball! In this episode: shocking revelations about Princess Di, an extended tangent on narwhals, and more meta-jokes than you could shake a picture with the word "stick" written on it at! Join Ladd "Super Joe" Spencer, six time world champion Fantasy Fantasy baseball player, and Danny Clark, author of For the Love of the Love of the Game, the seminal work on the subject, as they discuss the hot players, newest trends, and future of everybody's favorite new sport. So take me out to the ball ball game game and get ready to play play ball ball! In this episode: shocking revelations about Princess Di, an extended tangent on narwhals, and more meta-jokes than you could shake a picture with the word "stick" written on it at! http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_05.mp3 Wed, 21 Apr 2010 01:17:00 CST 36:02 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, baseball, fantasy baseball, stats McGill and Hughes It's the future of literature at the ExpertCast this week. The world is still in shock with the recent publication of the new novel Montgumery Rood, by A Chicken. New York Times columnist Greg Gates and A Chicken's literary agent Dan Roosevelt are on the show to talk about just what this means for you, the uninformed, dirty populace. In this episode: blatant racism, shameless plugs, and fowl language (sorry). Also, listener letters! It's the future of literature at the ExpertCast this week. The world is still in shock with the recent publication of the new novel Montgumery Rood, by A Chicken. New York Times columnist Greg Gates and A Chicken's literary agent Dan Roosevelt are on the show to talk about just what this means for you, the uninformed, dirty populace. In this episode: blatant racism, shameless plugs, and fowl language (sorry). Also, listener letters! http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_04.mp3 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 23:31:00 CST 30:11 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, chicken, literature, racism, new york times McGill and Hughes This week, everybody's favorite voice actor Danny Lincoln and founder of FinnishTheFilm.com Steven Kenedy sit in for McGill and Hughes to talk about quite possibly the epitome of modern film, Finnish Horror. Hear about your favorite films from someone who most likely lent his voice for the English translation, and learn a few insider tidbits in the process. In this episode: some common Finnish phrases, the true nature of Swedes, and could it be true love? Also, listener letters! This week, everybody's favorite voice actor Danny Lincoln and founder of FinnishTheFilm.com Steven Kenedy sit in for McGill and Hughes to talk about quite possibly the epitome of modern film, Finnish Horror. Hear about your favorite films from someone who most likely lent his voice for the English translation, and learn a few insider tidbits in the process. In this episode: some common Finnish phrases, the true nature of Swedes, and could it be true love? Also, listener letters! http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_03.mp3 Sun, 4 Apr 2010 22:07:00 CST 32:48 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, swedes, finland, finnish, iso lisko, suomen, horror, film, movies McGill and Hughes This week is all about fruit, with scholar Henry Davis and Professor Daniel Rosco. In this episode: a secret drug plot, new light on a classic Da Vinci conspiracy, and the secret origin of the grapple. Also, listener letters! This week is all about fruit, with scholar Henry Davis and Professor Daniel Rosco. In this episode: a secret drug plot, new light on a classic Da Vinci conspiracy, and the secret origin of the grapple. Also, listener letters! http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_02.mp3 Sun, 28 Mar 2010 20:02:00 CST 37:01 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, fruit, smith-borisson, dole, grapple, kiwipaya McGill and Hughes This week, writer Dan Janssen and director Thomas Knowles sit in to discuss the award winning, groundbreaking, family-focused situational comedy, According to Jim. In this episode: the healing powers of peyote, a terrible secret about Jim Belushi's face, and finally an answer to that immortal question, did Jim win the bike race? This week, writer Dan Janssen and director Thomas Knowles sit in to discuss the award winning, groundbreaking, family-focused situational comedy, According to Jim. In this episode: the healing powers of peyote, a terrible secret about Jim Belushi's face, and finally an answer to that immortal question, did Jim win the bike race? http://www.denyconformity.com/assets/podcast/mcgill_and_hughes_01.mp3 Sun, 14 Mar 2010 01:39:00 CST 30:48 mcgill, hughes, expertcast, expert, jim, belushi, facelessness, telekinesis, bike-race